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[Yeah, that flash of light? It's put Johnny straight on ice... and by that, I mean the Ice Path. After a comedic landing sequence, the gear falls out of Johnny's pocket, and Johnny's out cold, no puns intended... but (un)fortunately, for him, a Jynx just happened to stroll on by. Said Jynx just so happens to think Johnny's quite the hunk...I think you see where this is going, and by that I mean the Jynx decides to give Johnny a big ol' smooch. Not surprisingly, it does wake up Johnny, but not without the obligatory half-awake mumbling]
Mmm...yeah pretty momma...lay another one on me...
[The Jynx happily obliges, this time, right on the lips. Now, that certainly wakes Johnny up, with a scream, at that!]
Oh hell no. Sorry Poke-missy, you're not my type... I could hook you up with my friend over there though?[He points over to his Machop] What do you say, Little Johnny?
[The Machop looks back at him, and immediately declines, rapidly shaking its head no. The Jynx isn't too interested, either, completely ignoring the runt for his trainer. It puckers up again, slowly, slowly creeping towards Johnny. He backs up, slowly at first, but quickly picking up the pace into the typical speedy cartoon getaway! The Jynx picks up its speed as well. Hot damn, she found herself a man and she won't let him get away.]
ACTION, various cities/routes. Where? YOU DECIDE! THATS THE POWER OF THE MONTAGE
[You've just caught Johnny in the middle of a chase montage! Travelling Johto has never been easier when you're being chased by a love-struck Jynx! He's probably either...
a. running, swimming, doing whatever he can to run away from the Jynx chasing him. There may or may not be several Smoochum trailing behind the pair.
b. Johnny's incognito. Him and his Machop are blending into the crowd somehow, hoping to evade the Jynx.
c. the typical hallway/door chase scene! Multiple doors opening and closing, the chaser and chasee entering and exiting the hallway through random doors!
d. Making a quick adjustment in a mirror before resuming operation: OH GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
e. or perhaps he's out of breath or distracted by something, and needing to take a breather.]
Talk about a speedrun...
[Yeah, that flash of light? It's put Johnny straight on ice... and by that, I mean the Ice Path. After a comedic landing sequence, the gear falls out of Johnny's pocket, and Johnny's out cold, no puns intended... but (un)fortunately, for him, a Jynx just happened to stroll on by. Said Jynx just so happens to think Johnny's quite the hunk...I think you see where this is going, and by that I mean the Jynx decides to give Johnny a big ol' smooch. Not surprisingly, it does wake up Johnny, but not without the obligatory half-awake mumbling]
Mmm...yeah pretty momma...lay another one on me...
[The Jynx happily obliges, this time, right on the lips. Now, that certainly wakes Johnny up, with a scream, at that!]
Oh hell no. Sorry Poke-missy, you're not my type... I could hook you up with my friend over there though?[He points over to his Machop] What do you say, Little Johnny?
[The Machop looks back at him, and immediately declines, rapidly shaking its head no. The Jynx isn't too interested, either, completely ignoring the runt for his trainer. It puckers up again, slowly, slowly creeping towards Johnny. He backs up, slowly at first, but quickly picking up the pace into the typical speedy cartoon getaway! The Jynx picks up its speed as well. Hot damn, she found herself a man and she won't let him get away.]
ACTION, various cities/routes. Where? YOU DECIDE! THATS THE POWER OF THE MONTAGE
[You've just caught Johnny in the middle of a chase montage! Travelling Johto has never been easier when you're being chased by a love-struck Jynx! He's probably either...
a. running, swimming, doing whatever he can to run away from the Jynx chasing him. There may or may not be several Smoochum trailing behind the pair.
b. Johnny's incognito. Him and his Machop are blending into the crowd somehow, hoping to evade the Jynx.
c. the typical hallway/door chase scene! Multiple doors opening and closing, the chaser and chasee entering and exiting the hallway through random doors!
d. Making a quick adjustment in a mirror before resuming operation: OH GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
e. or perhaps he's out of breath or distracted by something, and needing to take a breather.]
Talk about a speedrun...
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Date: 2012-05-26 01:32 am (UTC)Do you mind? ]
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Date: 2012-05-26 07:41 am (UTC)That orange is bigger than he is and he's trying to eat it. Hah! Cute.
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