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4th flex- Time for a workout!
Jun. 7th, 2012 12:21 am[action, Cherrygrove]
[Johnny's been looking all over for a gym. It's funny, no one has really told him what "gym" meant here. He and Little Johnny could use the workout, and the gym is a natural place for Johnny to show off. However, he's having a tough time finding one! So in the interim... Johnny has decided to arm-wrestle his Machop. If he can't impress people with lifting weights, he might as well do it with arm wrestling! However, Little Johnny is looking really tired. This is what happens when you get lost on one of the easiest routes. Don't ask how he did it. It's safer to just assume he's an idiot. However, as tired as the Machop is, it's still holding its own...]
[video]
[The video feed turns on to Johnny, very obviously in Cherrygrove. He's looking rather confused, constantly looking at his map, which is upside down.]
So what's a guy gotta do to find a place to actually you know... lift some weights or impress the ladies or something. I can't find a gym anywhere!
[Johnny's been looking all over for a gym. It's funny, no one has really told him what "gym" meant here. He and Little Johnny could use the workout, and the gym is a natural place for Johnny to show off. However, he's having a tough time finding one! So in the interim... Johnny has decided to arm-wrestle his Machop. If he can't impress people with lifting weights, he might as well do it with arm wrestling! However, Little Johnny is looking really tired. This is what happens when you get lost on one of the easiest routes. Don't ask how he did it. It's safer to just assume he's an idiot. However, as tired as the Machop is, it's still holding its own...]
[video]
[The video feed turns on to Johnny, very obviously in Cherrygrove. He's looking rather confused, constantly looking at his map, which is upside down.]
So what's a guy gotta do to find a place to actually you know... lift some weights or impress the ladies or something. I can't find a gym anywhere!
VIDEO
[Yeah, that flash of light? It's put Johnny straight on ice... and by that, I mean the Ice Path. After a comedic landing sequence, the gear falls out of Johnny's pocket, and Johnny's out cold, no puns intended... but (un)fortunately, for him, a Jynx just happened to stroll on by. Said Jynx just so happens to think Johnny's quite the hunk...I think you see where this is going, and by that I mean the Jynx decides to give Johnny a big ol' smooch. Not surprisingly, it does wake up Johnny, but not without the obligatory half-awake mumbling]
Mmm...yeah pretty momma...lay another one on me...
[The Jynx happily obliges, this time, right on the lips. Now, that certainly wakes Johnny up, with a scream, at that!]
Oh hell no. Sorry Poke-missy, you're not my type... I could hook you up with my friend over there though?[He points over to his Machop] What do you say, Little Johnny?
[The Machop looks back at him, and immediately declines, rapidly shaking its head no. The Jynx isn't too interested, either, completely ignoring the runt for his trainer. It puckers up again, slowly, slowly creeping towards Johnny. He backs up, slowly at first, but quickly picking up the pace into the typical speedy cartoon getaway! The Jynx picks up its speed as well. Hot damn, she found herself a man and she won't let him get away.]
ACTION, various cities/routes. Where? YOU DECIDE! THATS THE POWER OF THE MONTAGE
[You've just caught Johnny in the middle of a chase montage! Travelling Johto has never been easier when you're being chased by a love-struck Jynx! He's probably either...
a. running, swimming, doing whatever he can to run away from the Jynx chasing him. There may or may not be several Smoochum trailing behind the pair.
b. Johnny's incognito. Him and his Machop are blending into the crowd somehow, hoping to evade the Jynx.
c. the typical hallway/door chase scene! Multiple doors opening and closing, the chaser and chasee entering and exiting the hallway through random doors!
d. Making a quick adjustment in a mirror before resuming operation: OH GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
e. or perhaps he's out of breath or distracted by something, and needing to take a breather.]
Talk about a speedrun...
[Yeah, that flash of light? It's put Johnny straight on ice... and by that, I mean the Ice Path. After a comedic landing sequence, the gear falls out of Johnny's pocket, and Johnny's out cold, no puns intended... but (un)fortunately, for him, a Jynx just happened to stroll on by. Said Jynx just so happens to think Johnny's quite the hunk...I think you see where this is going, and by that I mean the Jynx decides to give Johnny a big ol' smooch. Not surprisingly, it does wake up Johnny, but not without the obligatory half-awake mumbling]
Mmm...yeah pretty momma...lay another one on me...
[The Jynx happily obliges, this time, right on the lips. Now, that certainly wakes Johnny up, with a scream, at that!]
Oh hell no. Sorry Poke-missy, you're not my type... I could hook you up with my friend over there though?[He points over to his Machop] What do you say, Little Johnny?
[The Machop looks back at him, and immediately declines, rapidly shaking its head no. The Jynx isn't too interested, either, completely ignoring the runt for his trainer. It puckers up again, slowly, slowly creeping towards Johnny. He backs up, slowly at first, but quickly picking up the pace into the typical speedy cartoon getaway! The Jynx picks up its speed as well. Hot damn, she found herself a man and she won't let him get away.]
ACTION, various cities/routes. Where? YOU DECIDE! THATS THE POWER OF THE MONTAGE
[You've just caught Johnny in the middle of a chase montage! Travelling Johto has never been easier when you're being chased by a love-struck Jynx! He's probably either...
a. running, swimming, doing whatever he can to run away from the Jynx chasing him. There may or may not be several Smoochum trailing behind the pair.
b. Johnny's incognito. Him and his Machop are blending into the crowd somehow, hoping to evade the Jynx.
c. the typical hallway/door chase scene! Multiple doors opening and closing, the chaser and chasee entering and exiting the hallway through random doors!
d. Making a quick adjustment in a mirror before resuming operation: OH GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
e. or perhaps he's out of breath or distracted by something, and needing to take a breather.]
Talk about a speedrun...
[The video feed cuts to Johnny, actively walking on the route between New Bark and Cherrygrove. He hasn't been trying too too hard, but at least he's finally got the hang of this whole "Catching Pokemon" thing. At least, enough where he feels entitled to shoot his own reality show about his travels.]
Babes and not-babes, it's me. Johnny Bravo. You may remember me from such places as...as...your dreams! Now that I've figured out what to do here and I've spent some time on the road. It's now time to bring you the reality show you've all been waiting for: To Catch a Pokemon! Starring me. Johnny Bravo. I'm here with my um... Macho Man thingy. At least I think that's what it is. I just call him Little Johnny because he's pretty buff for a little guy. I can tell from his eyes he just wants to be like me some day... when he grows up into... whatever the hell he grows up into.
Anyone have any idea on that?
[Johnny shifts the camera and focuses on his Machop, who is currently doing push-ups and preparing for battle. He's actively trying to ignore his idiot master's antics. The tall grass rustles behind him. A Rattata pokes its head out, and it's looking none too happy either.]
Looks like we've got our first guest on the show! Watch and be amazed at my amazing mastery of his moves. Punch it, Little Johnny! Punch it!
[Machop stares at him, waiting for him to use the right move. Right now, it's going on its own instinct and using Leer at Johnny. As if it's saying "Come on, get my moves right, you stupid oaf!" Only to get tackled by Rattata. The machop readies itself for a counter-attack. Hopefully Johnny will get the move right this time.]
...Come on kid, I know you can do something! Sweep the leg! Wax on, Wax off! Something! Anything! You're making me look bad!
[Thankfully, "Sweep the leg" translates into "Low Kick", and Little Johnny delivers a super-effective Low kick! The Rattata is down for the count!]
Well, I guess that worked.
[Little Johnny pins the fallen Rattata. Johnny Bravo delivers a three count accordingly.]
1...2...3! And Johnny Bravo wins it! YES! YES! YES!
Now time to bag this... rat thing.
[And Pokeball. Johnny's caught his first pokemon! Aren't you proud!]
I'll name you... I'll name you... Hey kid, what should I name this thing, anyhow?
MACHOP!
[Translation: "You're welcome." Little Johnny just folds his arms angrily, not even looking at his trainer. Gotta give your pokemon credit, Mr. Bravo.]
Alright, Machop it is. Man, I'm so good at naming things!
[There is an audible sigh coming from the direction of the actual Machop. Of all the trainers to be stuck with, why is this one SO DUMB.]
Now, let's continue to the next town! There's a Nurse Joy in every town. One of them has to be single and looking for a handsome man like me.
Keep tuned for episode 2 of, "To Catch a Pokemon: Starring Johnny Bravo!" Ladies, you know where to find me.
Babes and not-babes, it's me. Johnny Bravo. You may remember me from such places as...as...your dreams! Now that I've figured out what to do here and I've spent some time on the road. It's now time to bring you the reality show you've all been waiting for: To Catch a Pokemon! Starring me. Johnny Bravo. I'm here with my um... Macho Man thingy. At least I think that's what it is. I just call him Little Johnny because he's pretty buff for a little guy. I can tell from his eyes he just wants to be like me some day... when he grows up into... whatever the hell he grows up into.
Anyone have any idea on that?
[Johnny shifts the camera and focuses on his Machop, who is currently doing push-ups and preparing for battle. He's actively trying to ignore his idiot master's antics. The tall grass rustles behind him. A Rattata pokes its head out, and it's looking none too happy either.]
Looks like we've got our first guest on the show! Watch and be amazed at my amazing mastery of his moves. Punch it, Little Johnny! Punch it!
[Machop stares at him, waiting for him to use the right move. Right now, it's going on its own instinct and using Leer at Johnny. As if it's saying "Come on, get my moves right, you stupid oaf!" Only to get tackled by Rattata. The machop readies itself for a counter-attack. Hopefully Johnny will get the move right this time.]
...Come on kid, I know you can do something! Sweep the leg! Wax on, Wax off! Something! Anything! You're making me look bad!
[Thankfully, "Sweep the leg" translates into "Low Kick", and Little Johnny delivers a super-effective Low kick! The Rattata is down for the count!]
Well, I guess that worked.
[Little Johnny pins the fallen Rattata. Johnny Bravo delivers a three count accordingly.]
1...2...3! And Johnny Bravo wins it! YES! YES! YES!
Now time to bag this... rat thing.
[And Pokeball. Johnny's caught his first pokemon! Aren't you proud!]
I'll name you... I'll name you... Hey kid, what should I name this thing, anyhow?
MACHOP!
[Translation: "You're welcome." Little Johnny just folds his arms angrily, not even looking at his trainer. Gotta give your pokemon credit, Mr. Bravo.]
Alright, Machop it is. Man, I'm so good at naming things!
[There is an audible sigh coming from the direction of the actual Machop. Of all the trainers to be stuck with, why is this one SO DUMB.]
Now, let's continue to the next town! There's a Nurse Joy in every town. One of them has to be single and looking for a handsome man like me.
Keep tuned for episode 2 of, "To Catch a Pokemon: Starring Johnny Bravo!" Ladies, you know where to find me.
[Johnny wakes up... well, in "his room". The alarm has been going off on his Pokegear for quite some time now, with Johnny lazily making his way over to shut if off. Strange. Room wasn't how he left it. Same thing with this clock...phone... thingy. He did want a new cellphone. Babes love a guy with a smartphone. In the midst of trying to shut it off, he of course conveniently hits on the "Video record" button. As is customary with these sort of posts.]
Momma must have done some cleaning while I was asleep.
[Downstairs he hears the faint sound of a sweet voice calling for him. Mom. Not his momma, of course, but what does Johnny know!]
Be down in a minute mom! Did you get a cold or something? You're sounding a little funky...
[Johnny quickly gets changed, but not without posing and flexing in front of the mirror in his room. and for all the ladies that are unknowingly watching.]
I love the sound of galloping abs in the morning. COMING MOMMA!
[Johnny leaves the room, but the sound of him letting out a girly shriek upon finding Mom could be heard!]
Momma? Momma? YOU'RE NOT MY MOMMA! Wait a second... you're not my momma. You single? Cause I can totally be the man of the house.
[Mom just giggles and tells Johnny to stop fooling around. He needs to go on his journey, after all!]
I already told you, you're not my momma! Wait... this means....
[Gears are turning. Please wait paitently.]
I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!! HELLLP!
[Johnny runs upstairs, screaming at the Pokegear. Still not knowing it's recording...]
OPERATOR? SOMEBODY? ANYBODY!
SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!
Momma must have done some cleaning while I was asleep.
[Downstairs he hears the faint sound of a sweet voice calling for him. Mom. Not his momma, of course, but what does Johnny know!]
Be down in a minute mom! Did you get a cold or something? You're sounding a little funky...
[Johnny quickly gets changed, but not without posing and flexing in front of the mirror in his room. and for all the ladies that are unknowingly watching.]
I love the sound of galloping abs in the morning. COMING MOMMA!
[Johnny leaves the room, but the sound of him letting out a girly shriek upon finding Mom could be heard!]
Momma? Momma? YOU'RE NOT MY MOMMA! Wait a second... you're not my momma. You single? Cause I can totally be the man of the house.
[Mom just giggles and tells Johnny to stop fooling around. He needs to go on his journey, after all!]
I already told you, you're not my momma! Wait... this means....
[Gears are turning. Please wait paitently.]
I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!! HELLLP!
[Johnny runs upstairs, screaming at the Pokegear. Still not knowing it's recording...]
OPERATOR? SOMEBODY? ANYBODY!
SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!
