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usedthemonkey[The video feed cuts to Johnny, actively walking on the route between New Bark and Cherrygrove. He hasn't been trying too too hard, but at least he's finally got the hang of this whole "Catching Pokemon" thing. At least, enough where he feels entitled to shoot his own reality show about his travels.]
Babes and not-babes, it's me. Johnny Bravo. You may remember me from such places as...as...your dreams! Now that I've figured out what to do here and I've spent some time on the road. It's now time to bring you the reality show you've all been waiting for: To Catch a Pokemon! Starring me. Johnny Bravo. I'm here with my um... Macho Man thingy. At least I think that's what it is. I just call him Little Johnny because he's pretty buff for a little guy. I can tell from his eyes he just wants to be like me some day... when he grows up into... whatever the hell he grows up into.
Anyone have any idea on that?
[Johnny shifts the camera and focuses on his Machop, who is currently doing push-ups and preparing for battle. He's actively trying to ignore his idiot master's antics. The tall grass rustles behind him. A Rattata pokes its head out, and it's looking none too happy either.]
Looks like we've got our first guest on the show! Watch and be amazed at my amazing mastery of his moves. Punch it, Little Johnny! Punch it!
[Machop stares at him, waiting for him to use the right move. Right now, it's going on its own instinct and using Leer at Johnny. As if it's saying "Come on, get my moves right, you stupid oaf!" Only to get tackled by Rattata. The machop readies itself for a counter-attack. Hopefully Johnny will get the move right this time.]
...Come on kid, I know you can do something! Sweep the leg! Wax on, Wax off! Something! Anything! You're making me look bad!
[Thankfully, "Sweep the leg" translates into "Low Kick", and Little Johnny delivers a super-effective Low kick! The Rattata is down for the count!]
Well, I guess that worked.
[Little Johnny pins the fallen Rattata. Johnny Bravo delivers a three count accordingly.]
1...2...3! And Johnny Bravo wins it! YES! YES! YES!
Now time to bag this... rat thing.
[And Pokeball. Johnny's caught his first pokemon! Aren't you proud!]
I'll name you... I'll name you... Hey kid, what should I name this thing, anyhow?
MACHOP!
[Translation: "You're welcome." Little Johnny just folds his arms angrily, not even looking at his trainer. Gotta give your pokemon credit, Mr. Bravo.]
Alright, Machop it is. Man, I'm so good at naming things!
[There is an audible sigh coming from the direction of the actual Machop. Of all the trainers to be stuck with, why is this one SO DUMB.]
Now, let's continue to the next town! There's a Nurse Joy in every town. One of them has to be single and looking for a handsome man like me.
Keep tuned for episode 2 of, "To Catch a Pokemon: Starring Johnny Bravo!" Ladies, you know where to find me.
Babes and not-babes, it's me. Johnny Bravo. You may remember me from such places as...as...your dreams! Now that I've figured out what to do here and I've spent some time on the road. It's now time to bring you the reality show you've all been waiting for: To Catch a Pokemon! Starring me. Johnny Bravo. I'm here with my um... Macho Man thingy. At least I think that's what it is. I just call him Little Johnny because he's pretty buff for a little guy. I can tell from his eyes he just wants to be like me some day... when he grows up into... whatever the hell he grows up into.
Anyone have any idea on that?
[Johnny shifts the camera and focuses on his Machop, who is currently doing push-ups and preparing for battle. He's actively trying to ignore his idiot master's antics. The tall grass rustles behind him. A Rattata pokes its head out, and it's looking none too happy either.]
Looks like we've got our first guest on the show! Watch and be amazed at my amazing mastery of his moves. Punch it, Little Johnny! Punch it!
[Machop stares at him, waiting for him to use the right move. Right now, it's going on its own instinct and using Leer at Johnny. As if it's saying "Come on, get my moves right, you stupid oaf!" Only to get tackled by Rattata. The machop readies itself for a counter-attack. Hopefully Johnny will get the move right this time.]
...Come on kid, I know you can do something! Sweep the leg! Wax on, Wax off! Something! Anything! You're making me look bad!
[Thankfully, "Sweep the leg" translates into "Low Kick", and Little Johnny delivers a super-effective Low kick! The Rattata is down for the count!]
Well, I guess that worked.
[Little Johnny pins the fallen Rattata. Johnny Bravo delivers a three count accordingly.]
1...2...3! And Johnny Bravo wins it! YES! YES! YES!
Now time to bag this... rat thing.
[And Pokeball. Johnny's caught his first pokemon! Aren't you proud!]
I'll name you... I'll name you... Hey kid, what should I name this thing, anyhow?
MACHOP!
[Translation: "You're welcome." Little Johnny just folds his arms angrily, not even looking at his trainer. Gotta give your pokemon credit, Mr. Bravo.]
Alright, Machop it is. Man, I'm so good at naming things!
[There is an audible sigh coming from the direction of the actual Machop. Of all the trainers to be stuck with, why is this one SO DUMB.]
Now, let's continue to the next town! There's a Nurse Joy in every town. One of them has to be single and looking for a handsome man like me.
Keep tuned for episode 2 of, "To Catch a Pokemon: Starring Johnny Bravo!" Ladies, you know where to find me.
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Date: 2012-05-07 11:39 pm (UTC)Yeah, you sure showed that mouse what for!
That's really what they want from us here, huh? Go out and beat on the local wildlife?
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Date: 2012-05-08 04:53 am (UTC)Glad you liked the show, firey momma. I love pleasing my fans. Especially the beautiful ones.
If you like, I can give you a backstage pass...and we can spend our time admiring our prettiness.
HAH! HUH![and Johnny flexes some more for the nice young woman, hoping to impress.]
If that's what's getting me the ladies, then I guess that's what they want us to do. We're supposed to travel the world, seeing new places, finding exotic animals, and then beating them up for fun and training them as your own.
I could be like that guy that wrestles alligators! Except way prettier. Wouldn't you agree?
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Date: 2012-05-08 04:45 pm (UTC)Still, attitude's half the battle! You got plenty of that.
[Apparently either immune to or ignoring flirtation, here.]
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Date: 2012-05-09 07:36 am (UTC)So are there alligators here? These things look like nothing I've ever even seen before.
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Date: 2012-05-09 03:32 pm (UTC)But, if there are, I bet they're even bigger and crazier than the stuff back home!
Kind of exciting, once you think about it....I bet their jaws are bigger than you!
[She does seem really pumped about the idea of a great big who-knows-how-different monster alligator. That you are apparently going to wrestle. Because you'd be up for that. Yeah.]
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Date: 2012-05-12 07:55 am (UTC)Slowww down, crazy momma. Maybe your imagination's a bit too overactive... maybe they're like... cute and cuddly! Or at least some of them are! I mean I could take the big guy down while not even looking but I don't wanna bite off more than I can chew... or he can chew.
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Date: 2012-05-12 01:48 pm (UTC)[The hiding, it does nothing.]
Well, nobody's pressuring you to wrestle it tomorrow! Hit your own stride and don't look back.
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Date: 2012-05-15 01:39 am (UTC)Well, that's all the motivation I need.
HAH! HUH! [Oh the poses.]
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Date: 2012-05-15 02:57 am (UTC)H-hey, easy, now. Don't hurt yourself.
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Date: 2012-05-17 09:59 pm (UTC)Johnny's magic works fast.
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Date: 2012-05-18 02:17 am (UTC)Well, I shouldn't keep ya! There's all kinds of stuff with great big jaws out there waiting for you to come pin it to the ground, after all!
Just -
[She looks around surreptitiously.]
Maybe talk to some other fighters? Get a few pointers. Every bit helps!
Right?
[Wink.]
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Date: 2012-05-08 12:18 am (UTC)Try telling it to "Karate Chop" next time.
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Date: 2012-05-09 04:54 pm (UTC)Is yours the only beauty that makes you lose your train of thought?
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Date: 2012-05-10 08:20 am (UTC)well when a hot babe crosses my vision i kind of zone everything else out but...
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Date: 2012-05-12 07:56 am (UTC)but you see I often lose myself staring in their eyes because I see my reflection and I start admiring how pretty I look again
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Date: 2012-05-12 11:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-17 10:02 pm (UTC)And thanks, unknown text momma. I like putting a mirror in each hand and sticking my head in the middle.
It goes on forever!
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Date: 2012-05-08 06:05 am (UTC)Don't worry, I leave everyone speechless.
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Date: 2012-05-08 06:08 am (UTC)You really are a complete moron, aren't you?
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Date: 2012-05-08 06:21 am (UTC)[aaaand his question is answered.]
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Date: 2012-05-08 06:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-09 07:28 am (UTC)You know you're pretty smart when you were so good at something you did it twice!
Keywords are very relevant here.
Date: 2012-05-09 07:56 am (UTC)[He's just going to stop for a minute because wow.]
That doesn't apply to school, you dolt! Repeating a grade is not sssomething to brag about!
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Date: 2012-05-10 08:22 am (UTC)Even though she gave me an F several times...
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Date: 2012-05-09 07:29 am (UTC)Oh! Good one! XD XD
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Date: 2012-05-12 07:57 am (UTC)Is it just messing up or does this thing like... transform into a gun or something? That'd be pretty cool.
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Date: 2012-05-13 12:27 pm (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2012-05-09 12:15 am (UTC)You know, Pokémon are only capable of saying the name of their species. Little Johnny is a Machop, so that's all he'll ever say. Therefore, I wouldn't take his advice on naming things. Although, when you send your Rattata into battle and yell something like, "Go, Machop!" it'll really confuse your opponent. So maybe it's not such a bad idea.
Also, you might want to check your Pokédex to see what moves Little Johnny knows so you can command him properly.
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Date: 2012-05-09 07:33 am (UTC)The art of surprise and deception! It's perfect! It's like I'm a ninja!
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Date: 2012-05-12 07:14 pm (UTC)So this guy's eventually gonna grow into a bigger me, huh?
Wait... multiple...arms? I guess that's the only way he could get more muscles than me.
Speaking of evolving, pretty momma, why don't we let our relationship evolve.
[Those eyebrows certainly are waggling over his sunglasses.]