1st Flex: Funkasaurus is a Pokemon, right? Action/video

[Johnny wakes up... well, in "his room". The alarm has been going off on his Pokegear for quite some time now, with Johnny lazily making his way over to shut if off. Strange. Room wasn't how he left it. Same thing with this clock...phone... thingy. He did want a new cellphone. Babes love a guy with a smartphone. In the midst of trying to shut it off, he of course conveniently hits on the "Video record" button. As is customary with these sort of posts.]

Momma must have done some cleaning while I was asleep.

[Downstairs he hears the faint sound of a sweet voice calling for him. Mom. Not his momma, of course, but what does Johnny know!]

Be down in a minute mom! Did you get a cold or something? You're sounding a little funky...

[Johnny quickly gets changed, but not without posing and flexing in front of the mirror in his room. and for all the ladies that are unknowingly watching.]

I love the sound of galloping abs in the morning. COMING MOMMA!

[Johnny leaves the room, but the sound of him letting out a girly shriek upon finding Mom could be heard!]

Momma? Momma? YOU'RE NOT MY MOMMA! Wait a second... you're not my momma. You single? Cause I can totally be the man of the house.

[Mom just giggles and tells Johnny to stop fooling around. He needs to go on his journey, after all!]

I already told you, you're not my momma! Wait... this means....

[Gears are turning. Please wait paitently.]

I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!! HELLLP!

[Johnny runs upstairs, screaming at the Pokegear. Still not knowing it's recording...]
OPERATOR? SOMEBODY? ANYBODY!

SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!